Apologize to Don Cheadle
You know what you did. Just say you’re sorry to Don Cheadle. He knows you didn’t mean it. He doesn’t even think ill of you. All he wants is to know you regret doing what you did because it was wrong, plain and simple. Listen, we all make mistakes, and ...
Read More »Wrighton Email MadLibs: Election Edition
To the Washington University community: I write to you today to address the Presidential election that concluded yesterday. Yesterday, we, the __(Nationality)___ people, voted into office __(Famous Celebrity)__. While many on this campus may not (verb) with this choice, it is imperative that we now ______(verb)______ together as one _______(body ...
Read More »WUSA Drops Out of School to Pursue Culinary Ambitions
This week sophomore Jessica Abrams has officially declared to her friends and family that she will no longer be attending Wash U. Abrams explained her departure in an emotional facebook post: “Dearest friends and loved ones. It fills me with great excitement to say that I am heading on to ...
Read More »Open Discussion for Democracy and Disagreement Ends in Fatal Stabbing
The University-hosted Open Discussion for Democracy and Disagreement took an unexpected turn September 14th when it suddenly ended in a fatal stabbing. The incident stemmed from a disagreement between freshman Austin Wilson and junior Lauryn Saunders-Brownstein. “Austin was totally out of control,” claimed a witness who refuses to label herself ...
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