In an effort to take advantage of the beautiful spring blooms across campus, WashU’s PR Department is encouraging all attractive minority students to do their homework together, preferably in the vicinity of colorful flora during daylight hours. In a press release, the department called for every study group to contain ...

Alternately gazing out at the parking lot and admiring his newly-acquired yellow belt, area eight-year-old Kevin O’Brien is the last kid from his Tiger Schulman Karate class waiting to be picked up, according to reports. “Yeah, my stepdad should be on his on his way,” reassured O’Brien. “Dennis is usually ...

10. This one Tiger stripes? Sick.   9. This guy: Shit looks fast as fuck.   8. This freak of nature: Is this still even a helicopter? Couldn’t tell you, but it’s certified dope.   7. This: OH FUCK THIS THING LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BUG THAT’S METAL AS HELL ...

In a move that has already drawn criticism from the student body, SU has decided to cancel next fall’s Ursa’s Fireside Poker Night in due to conflicts with the upcoming presidential debate. The event, lauded as the highlight of approximately twelve freshmen’s semesters this year, is unfortunately at the mercy ...