Relay for Your Life, a new philanthropy event planned for the upcoming school year, has been riddled with concerns since its inception. Through Relay for Your Life bears many similarities to the already-existing Relay for Life, the new event differs in that those participants who walk the shortest distance must ...
Read More »Nation’s Annoying Dads Can’t Wait for Borat Jokes to Be Cool Again
Saying that it would “make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan,” dads across the nation expressed hope that quoting Sacha Baron Cohen’s 2006 film Borat would soon be cool again. The film, which traces the journey of Kazakh reporter Borat Sagdiyev on his quest to kidnap 90s TV star Pamela Anderson, ...
Read More »Reviews of Reviews of Kanye West’s The Life of Pablo
Pitchfork – 8.3./10 Best New Review – Penned after just three full listens of the album, Pitchfork’s Jason Greene dispenses an engrossing chronicle of West’s musical bildungsroman. His varying sentence construction and periodic employment of italics demonstrate his commitment to his modus operandi. The one inhibiting quality of Greene’s assessment ...
Read More »A Letter from the Editors Regarding Our Block Funding Campaign
To the Washington University Community, We are thrilled to announce our petition for the purchase of a WUnderground house. For those of you fortunate enough to have so far avoided our incessant online and in-person harassment, we are applying for $1.38 million in block funding from Student Union, funds we ...
Read More »Professor Considers Dropping Class
Discussing her spring schedule over lunch in the faculty lounge, Professor Leslie Jenkins told her friends that she was considering dropping the course she’s teaching, “Environmental Culture and Social Principles in the 21st Century.” “I dunno, I just have a really busy schedule this semester is all,” said Jenkins, who ...
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