WUnderground WashU's Premier (only) Satirical Newspaper Est. 2004
After thorough investigation, WUnderground’s top journalists have concluded that “Sorority Bid Day” is actually a front for the largest annual cocaine shipment into Missouri. Under the innocent guise of a looks-based popularity competition, more than 200 tons of the drug circulated come through St. Louis annually. While WashU’s administration has ...
February, 2020
December, 2019
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20 December
Decade in Review: A WUnderground Recap of the 2010s
Ah, the 2010s; a decade of contrasts. The decade after the 2000s, but also the decade before the 2020s. It’s astonishing how quickly time has flown by. It feels like a mere 9.9166 years ago that we were ushering in 2010, and within the snap of the finger and approximately ...
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20 December
Dissolving Freshman Friend Group Frets as Secret Santa Exchange Looms Near
As winter break approaches, a dissolving freshman friend group has become increasingly worried about how they should go about the Secret Santa exchange they had planned months prior. They had planned it one September afternoon post-apple picking while wearing vests, but as their friendships are fizzling out, the question of ...
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20 December
WUnderground’s Declassified School Survival Guide to: Final’s Week
Whether you’re a First Year panicking because you haven’t been to Macro all semester, or a Senior desperately trying to convince yourself grades don’t matter at this point, finals can be a stressful time. Just breathe. No, not like that, slower. Jesus, not that slow. The point is, WUnderground has ...
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20 December
Chancellor Martin Announces Gateway Arch 2 As Next Campus Project
Just in time for his first Christmas as Chancellor, Andrew Martin announced last week his new gift to the WashU community: a daring vision for a 1:3 model of the St. Louis Arch, which will begin construction on campus this spring. When asked about the motivation behind the decision, Chancellor ...