WUnderground WashU's Premier (only) Satirical Newspaper Est. 2004
July, 2018
May, 2018
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10 May
Call for WUnderground Summer Interns!
Attention to all Wash U students still seeking summer internships! WUnderground, Wash U’s premier [only] satirical newspaper is in DESPERATE need of detail-negligent summer interns. Responsibilities will include writing coffee and fetching articles. This internship will be paid in the most valuable currency of all: experience (writing dick jokes). Below ...
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10 May
New Study Abroad Programs Criticized as “Suspiciously Imperialist”
A recently-revealed list of new study abroad programs has faced controversy and mixed reactions from the student body. While some students have responded positively to the programs – pointing out that it adds flexibility by opening up opportunities for different majors to go to new and exciting destinations – critics ...
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10 May
Freshman Thought He Was Pledging Fraternity, Accidentally Gets Initiated as PLTL Leader
When freshman Gary Lashryan accepted his bid this past January, he was ready to become a part of the drinking, partying, and often problematic behavior of a WashU Fraternity.  The thing that surprised him, at first, was how much the brotherhood was into calculus. “Yeah, at first, it was weird ...
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10 May
Benevolent God Takes Away Our Pool Ladder Again
Oh feebee lay litzergam. Pehpeh lou sul sul, gouhh… verna dehna! Ah, crushnah! Eckeh tahlwah moorlih aom yomwurbwleh. Como stadah kah blah na dah ahduwesteh deepwa spanewash deepla blah. Dis wompf es fredesche. Harva sol labaga along with hava so lawnumgm, hurdy furdy sarl-de-baggy. Yesh, ah fweegah fwaa. Boobasnot cuh-teek-a-loo ...