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Most of members of Sigma Chi joined for one thing and one thing only: philanthropy. The brothers want to make the world a better place through their good deeds. “It’s like I’ve always said,” explained Carson McDaniels, a current pledge of the fraternity, “it’s more about what you give than ...
March, 2018
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28 March
Daniel Day-Lewis Reveals Not a Talented Actor, Only Method Acting as One
The conversation about this Sunday’s Academy Awards ceremony was flooded with drama this week when Best Actor nominee Daniel Day-Lewis revealed that he never was a talented actor at all, but has rather been method-acting as one. Known for his intense commitment to roles, the Lincoln star will often live ...
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28 March
Student Eco-Terrorist Group Leaving Unflushed Pee All Over Campus
A radical fringe group widely believed to be backed by the Office of Sustainability has unleashed its most brutal campaign to date, leaving urine unflushed in men’s, women’s, and gender-neutral bathrooms all over campus. The practice, referred to as “Yellow Urinalism,” has been jointly condemned by the Student Health Services ...
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28 March
Joe Biden Endorses “Armed Teachers” Proposal
In response to the recent Parkland shooting, President Trump last week proposed a new strategy of arming teachers. His statement, unsurprisingly, has been met with much controversy, but smatterings of support have come from some surprising places. In order to gather a diversity of opinions on the matter, the WUnderground ...
February, 2018
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12 February
WashU’s Definitive Guide to Housing
With housing selection coming up, we all know that the options can be overwhelming for freshmen and upperclassmen alike. Luckily, we here at WUnderground have you covered. With this comprehensive housing guide, we can help you select the ultimate ResLife-bachelor fuckpad.