Most of members of Sigma Chi joined for one thing and one thing only: philanthropy. The brothers want to make the world a better place through their good deeds. “It’s like I’ve always said,” explained Carson McDaniels, a current pledge of the fraternity, “it’s more about what you give than ...
Read More »Daniel Day-Lewis Reveals Not a Talented Actor, Only Method Acting as One
The conversation about this Sunday’s Academy Awards ceremony was flooded with drama this week when Best Actor nominee Daniel Day-Lewis revealed that he never was a talented actor at all, but has rather been method-acting as one. Known for his intense commitment to roles, the Lincoln star will often live ...
Read More »Student Eco-Terrorist Group Leaving Unflushed Pee All Over Campus
A radical fringe group widely believed to be backed by the Office of Sustainability has unleashed its most brutal campaign to date, leaving urine unflushed in men’s, women’s, and gender-neutral bathrooms all over campus. The practice, referred to as “Yellow Urinalism,” has been jointly condemned by the Student Health Services ...
Read More »Joe Biden Endorses “Armed Teachers” Proposal
In response to the recent Parkland shooting, President Trump last week proposed a new strategy of arming teachers. His statement, unsurprisingly, has been met with much controversy, but smatterings of support have come from some surprising places. In order to gather a diversity of opinions on the matter, the WUnderground ...
Read More »WashU’s Definitive Guide to Housing
With housing selection coming up, we all know that the options can be overwhelming for freshmen and upperclassmen alike. Luckily, we here at WUnderground have you covered. With this comprehensive housing guide, we can help you select the ultimate ResLife-bachelor fuckpad.
Read More »Old Whispers vs. New Whispers: Can You Spot All Nine Differences?
Wow! After like six zillion years of construction, Olin Library has unveiled a beautiful new Whispers cafe. Can you spot all nine of the new additions? Scroll down to check your answers!
Read More »From the Archives: Diary of a B-Schooler
Editors’ note: the following excerpt was taken from a notebook unearthed in an Umrath study lounge. The WUnderground Archival Department has identified this artifact as a personal diary that once belonged to a freshman in the Olin School of Business. Dear Diary, Today I was in Bauer Hall doing work ...
Read More »Illuminati Faces Applicant Shortage for Summer Internship Program
An undisclosed source close to the Illuminati recently admitted to trouble recruiting interns for the organization’s 2018 summer program. In fact, the source reports, qualified candidates have yet to submit applications. The Illuminati Summer Internship Intensive promises valuable insights into the Secret World Control industry as well as opportunities to ...
Read More »Valentine’s Day Special: Best On-Campus Dates
Valentine’s Day Special: Best On-Campus Dates Don’t have wheels but still want to make this Valentine’s Day unforgettable? Here are the best ways to spend the 14th with your special someone right here on campus! Student Health Services Want to show your S.O. what a considerate lover you are? Take ...
Read More »SHS to Use WebMD to Increase Accuracy of Diagnoses
In a move that brought a collective sigh of relief to the student body, Student Health Services has announced that its practitioners will now begin using WebMD as a diagnostic tool. The announcement, which came amidst a rampant influenza outbreak and complaints that students are often severely misdiagnosed, has been ...
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