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University Officials have sought to explain this morning‘s emergency alert, which declared that “a potential threat to safety exists on the Danforth Campus,” by reminding students that nobody is safe, anywhere. “Think about it,” said Safety and Security Committee member Steve Hoffner. “I can go buy a machine gun. That ...

10. Most people fall into a life of crime because they had a poor education. Ask suspicious persons what Atticus Finch represents about the American spirit. 9. Never leave your room. 8. Try to avoid displays of wealth, like wearing ashy jewelry and attend- ing a school that costs more ...

Six weeks into his college career, Freshman Matt Blake’s sex life has failed to live up to his expectations. Despite the popular media’s depiction of college as a time for wild parties and unrestrained sexual deviance, Blake says that his experience has been overwhelmingly disappointing. “Where are the tits?” a ...

The ongoing strike by International Wrestling Federation referees has forced the league to hire replacement officials, but some believe that the new officials are unprepared for the frantic pace of the sport. Many wrestlers have already come forward to complain about the referees. “These scabs are terrible!” said former World ...

The Washington University  Board of Directors announced today that it has unanimously voted to relieve Mark S. Wrighton of his duties as Chancellor. The announcement comes after allegations surfaced that the former Chancellor lied about inventing the glow stick on his resume. “I am extremely disappointed by these recent findings,” ...