Satirical Paper Publishes Entire Article of Just Scatting

Editor’s Note: One of Our Co-Presidents, really, really did not want this article published, for fear that it would ruin the “integrity” of our publication. But in a moment of triumph in this world of darkness, the voices of the powerless masses rose in a blissful chorus, and the staff ignited meaningful change. Without further ado, the fruits of the power of collective action:

Skabity bidabidoo, skibeep beep dibibap! Badap dap pow ba dum dum didum. Bap bap ba deee dap dooo dodododod. Doo doo didatdat. Doo didat dat daaaaa! Boopidee boopidee AHHHHHHHHHH. Skidow! Skidibididibididoo. Skadibididipdipbidet! Doo da li deee dam dam POP. Skiddily bap bap AHH UHHHH HAHAHAHAHA AAHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAGH.

Scoobididoobididooooo. Scoobididoobididooooowhereareyou! Baba lapa dooooo ladada. Dee do dam. Skabity bidabidoo, skibeep beep dibibap! Badap dap pow ba dum dum didum. Bap bap ba deee dap dooo dodododod. Doo doo didatdat. Doo didat dat daaaaa! Baba lapa dooooo ladada dee do dam. Boopidee boopidee AHHHHHHHHHH.

Skidow! Skidibididibididoo. Skadibididipdipbidet! Doo da li deee dam dam POP. Skiddily bap bap AHH UHHHH HAHAHAHAHA AAHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAGH. AEUUUGHAHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAANH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA URGHHHHHHAAAAAAAA. FUUUUUCK! FUUUUUUUUUCK! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GHEAAAARGHHHHHH!

Collin: Skabity bidabidoo, skibeep beep dibibap! Badap dap pow ba dum dum didum

Henry: Bap bap ba deee dap dooo dodododod..

Collin: Doo doo didatdat. Doo didat dat daaaaa!

Rohit: boopidee boopidee AHHHHHHHHHH

Collin: Skidow! Skidibididibididoo. Skadibididipdipbidet!

Henry: doo da li deee dam dam POP

Rohit: Skiddily bap bap AHH UHHHH HAHAHAHAHA AAHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAGH

Collin: Scoobididoobididooooo. Scoobididoobididooooowhereareyou!

Henry: baba lapa dooooo ladada DEE do DAMN

Jon: