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10. you laughed too hard at my self-deprecating joke
9. You asked me where Bolivia was in front of people
8. When i asked you if this dress made my ass look fat you said no
7. When i asked you if this dress made my ass look fat in 2011 you said yes
6. You are poor and I’m the admissions committee
5. I’m not in a good place rn. I promise it’s not your fault
4. You hyped up your friend like he was real. I was so excited to meet Boffa
3. You had a parasocial emotional affair with Robert Pattinson, objectively the gayest Batman
2. You commented, “I know it smells crazy in there” on a pic of my nephew’s bris
1.You know what you did
