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My Christmas List for Santa Dear Santa, Ā I got an extensive list this year because I was super cool and nice to my little brother Brady who fucking stinks and smells like Lemonheads all the time. I even went and visited him at Tufts and met his girlfriend ...
December, 2022
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1 December
A Tent-ative Solution
There was once a giant tent in the middle of Mudd Field. Only real ones remember. Then the COVID-testing tent was vanquished and the power to test for COVID was returned to the people, who immediately commenced gleefully swabbing their noses in the middle of Stanleyās. However, those of us ...
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1 December
WUPD Abandons āConfusedā Drug-Sniffing Dogs
WUPDās new drug-sniffing dogs had barely been on campus for a week when they were pulled from duty, with WUPD citing āinaccuracyā as the main factor in their removal. To the officersā disbelief, the dogs instantly tried to go to frat row. At first the police laughed it off and ...
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1 December
Parents Weekend Musts
Parents’ weekend happened. And maybe your parents had too good a time and are planning on going next year. Hereās a 17.5 hour itinerary that will be sure to make your parents think twice about buying a āmama bearā sweatshirt in the campus bookstore next year.Ā Take them to Hillel ...