WUnderground WashU's Premier (only) Satirical Newspaper Est. 2004
They do not know I exist. They do not know Iāve been present during their zoom meetings. I cannot disclose exactly how Iāve been able to infiltrate their sect lest I be compromised. However, it may involve two paper cups, one placed near the computer of a satirist, the other ...
April, 2021
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29 April
On Staying in Touch Post-Graduation
Itās an awkward conversation nobody wants to haveā¦. no, not the sex talk. Not how much you wish your grandpaās girlfriend would clean her dishes. Not meekly asking Chancellor Martin to divest from fossil fuels.Ā You must talk to your friends about how you plan to stay in touch post-graduation. ...
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29 April
Op-Ed: I Have Finally Accepted Life in a Pancake
Iām confused. Everyone keeps saying we are in a pancake and I guess I am starting to see it or somethingā¦?Ā I first heard about this theory on Twitter. I just assumed it was part of a movement of modern American post-realist thinkers fostering an intellectual discussion about the state ...
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29 April
On the Ubiquity of Foucaultās Panopticon
(in relation to Platoās allegory of the Cave and Atwoodās internalized Male Gaze) Ha! Gotchu, you fuckinā nerd. You thought I was gonna comment on how Foucaultās panoptic systems extend beyond the carceral archipelago and into our own minds, affecting our perceptions of reality as described by Platoās cave ...
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29 April
A Summary of Cow Vid ā19
In ANTHRO 360: āAnimals, Furries, and Guillermo del Toroā, we watched a very thought-provoking YouTube video about a group of cattle ranchers in Wakawuhwoh County, Wisconsin. After an outbreak of a fairly deadly cow disease, farmers had to work hard to make sure their cowmunities rarely intermingled. In Wakawuhwoh, farmers ...