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ST. LOUISāIn a recent address to the Class of 2020, Chancellor Martin somberly announced that Washington University has made the difficult decision to postpone commencement until the afterlife. āIt is with a heavy heart that I share with you that due to the COVID-19 pandemic, a graduation ceremony will not ...
March, 2020
February, 2020
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21 February
Andrew Martin Surprisingly Jacked
The following op-ed was submitted by a guest writer who has chosen to remain anonymous. He has asked WUnderground staff to list him under the pen name āāMandrew Artinā, or some shit like that.ā Guys, you might not believe this, but Chancellor Andrew Martin? Surprisingly jacked. Yeah. I saw him ...
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21 February
Op-ed: That’s It, Liberals
Thatās it, liberals. Iāve simply had enough. Youāve crossed the line. I am indignant. Youāve always been pushing it with your politics….everyday Iāve had to hear this and that about you and your āprogressivism,ā but I just wonāt stand for it anymore. I am simply furious. I am writing this, ...
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21 February
Op-ed by a Male Feminist: Actually, These Five Oscar-Nominated Movies ARE About Women
Itās about that time of year again: trophy seasonāand Iām not talk- ing about hot wives! This year more than ever, there have been complaints about how the Oscar noms for best picture seem heavily tilted towards movies that solely feature male narratives. Well, as a Male Feminist, Iām here ...
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21 February
We Sent an Intern to Rush Delta Chi. Here’s What Happened
When I was selected by the WUnderground editorial board to rush and subsequently write a review of new fraternity Delta Chi, I was worried about the task for two reasons. First, I was worried I wouldnāt be dope enough for themāI think beer tastes bad and have never even attempted ...