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Sources report that upon completing her final town hall in Iowa, Senator and presidential unreasonably hopeful Elizabeth Warren was seen putting her âFUCK IOWAâ bumper sticker back on her car. âJesus Christ, if I had to spend one more motherfucking minute in a dismal middle school auditorium with those fucking ...
February, 2020
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21 February
Itâs Who You Nose: Inside the Sorority Cocaine Trade
After thorough investigation, WUnderground’s top journalists have concluded that âSorority Bid Dayâ is actually a front for the largest annual cocaine shipment into Missouri. Under the innocent guise of a looks-based popularity competition, more than 200 tons of the drug circulated come through St. Louis annually. While WashUâs administration has ...
December, 2019
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20 December
Decade in Review: A WUnderground Recap of the 2010s
Ah, the 2010s; a decade of contrasts. The decade after the 2000s, but also the decade before the 2020s. Itâs astonishing how quickly time has flown by. It feels like a mere 9.9166 years ago that we were ushering in 2010, and within the snap of the finger and approximately ...
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20 December
Dissolving Freshman Friend Group Frets as Secret Santa Exchange Looms Near
As winter break approaches, a dissolving freshman friend group has become increasingly worried about how they should go about the Secret Santa exchange they had planned months prior. They had planned it one September afternoon post-apple picking while wearing vests, but as their friendships are fizzling out, the question of ...
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20 December
WUnderground’s Declassified School Survival Guide to: Final’s Week
Whether youâre a First Year panicking because you havenât been to Macro all semester, or a Senior desperately trying to convince yourself grades donât matter at this point, finals can be a stressful time. Just breathe. No, not like that, slower. Jesus, not that slow. The point is, WUnderground has ...