WUnderground WashU's Premier (only) Satirical Newspaper Est. 2004
Ever wondered whatās up with those wacky blue lights all over campus? Wonder no more: the WUnderground Recording Desk (WURD) has helpfully wiretapped your most private emergency communications to shed some light on the happenings at these brooding pillars.
December, 2019
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20 December
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Hong Kong Free Press – Good evening, this is Yu Xieren reporting live to you from the streets of Hong Kong. A protest has just broken out between anti-China and pro-democracy factions, fighting for the future of the the city. Amidst police-civilian clashes, civilians shout āCHINA IS A GREAT BULLYā ...
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20 December
Air Bud Indicted on Drug Charges
Last weekend, multi-sport athlete Air Bud was indicted on public urination and drug charges at a nightclub in downtown Miami. Witnesses claimed they saw him pounding shots of tequila, rolling multiple fatties, and carrying white pills that Air Bud promised were ājust doggy treats.ā After being kicked out of the ...
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20 December
Kanye West Enters New āBadā Phase in Artistry
Kanye West has never been afraid to push boundaries in the music industry. He pioneered āchipmunk soulā production on The College Dropout, paved the way for emotionally vulnerable rap on 808s and Heartbreak, and showed the world it was okay to be a narcissistic psychopath on My Beautiful Dark Twisted ...
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20 December
Satirical Paper Publishes Entire Article of Just Scatting
Editorās Note: One of Our Co-Presidents, really, really did not want this article published, for fear that it would ruin theĀ āintegrityā of our publication. But in a moment of triumph in this world of darkness, the voices of the powerless masses rose in a blissful chorus, and the staff ignited ...