WUnderground WashU's Premier (only) Satirical Newspaper Est. 2004
By Snobby Professor Guy Pfaw. Bees. Bees? Bees? An abomination upon this planet. I cannot wait until they are all dead. Allow me to elaborate. I am smart. Classy. Intelligent. So when I say that bees are to be abhorred and exterminated, you should make privy your ears and ...
September, 2019
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28 September
Op-Ed by a Male Feminist
By Geoff Caulfield I am a male feminist. Think it’s funny? Go ahead, laugh. But while you’re laughing, just know that I am brave and I am strong. Strong enough to use two women as weights and bench press them. I am a male feminist and this is what I ...
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28 September
WUnderground’s Resident Philosophy Asshat Presents: The Loop Trolley Problem
For the purposes of this example, I have bracketed a distinction between positive and negative action because I’m not some sort of Kantian dipshit. You are the conductor of the Loop Trolley, and it’s happened again. A man has stumbled onto the tracks ahead of you, thrusting you into an ...
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28 September
Community Living Standards Erased From Common Room Whiteboard
8 AM. Wednesday. A crowd of freshmen stand in the Rutledge common room, staring at the expo residue on their whiteboard where the Community Living Standards had once been. Scared. Confused. Perhaps, I sense, almost excited? Would we be able to live together in peace and harmony without law, but ...
