WUnderground WashU's Premier (only) Satirical Newspaper Est. 2004
Hostilities reached a tipping point on Sesame Street last Thursday when yet another forced eviction drew police presence to the neighborhood. Tenant and local barber Theodore PoodleDoodle refused to vacate his property upon arrival of foreclosure agents, enlisting help from neighbors to incite a riot. Witnesses describe a standoff between ...
June, 2019
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6 June
LEAKED: Student Union Fall Game Day Calendar 2019
Building off the success of their Football and Baseball Game Day tailgates, members of Student Union have decided to expand the Game Day program to other, more niche, campus events. Who knew all you needed was alcohol, free food, and the tacit endorsement of Greek Life to host a successful ...
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6 June
Op-Ed: I’d fuck the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea® bear
I think we can agree that after a long day, nothing beats the calming, relaxing taste of Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea®. However, over the years, I couldn’t help but notice that someone has gone underappreciated, undervalued: the Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime Tea® bear. Given the chance, I would make him feel ...
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6 June
A Brief History of WUnderground
The earliest known remains of WUnderground members were discovered in the 1920s by a team of French archeologists in north western Anatolia, buried in a paleolithic gravesite alongside a community of early modern humans. This gravesite is usually connected to the impressive nearby cave paintings portraying traveling bison. A handful ...
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6 June
Shark Tank
The WUnderground staff wants to pitch some of its ideas to Shark Tank. Here are our “best” concepts: Maternity Test Garlic Flavored Gum Braille Podcast Can-opener Flip-flop Almond Breast Pump A Kid You Pay to Fight Kids You Hate but are Too Young for You to Fight