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Craving a good read this spring break? WashU’s premier literary society has you covered! Check out these killer page-turners! 1. “Miranda rights!” -Miranda Cosgrove Ever since brother Chad Bradson got locked up, this has been required reading for every member of the society. 2. Becoming by Michelle Obama Phi Delta brother ...
April, 2019
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17 April
Michael Cohen Fucking Owned that Goy
He may be going to jail for bank fraud and bypassing campaign laws, but Trump’s ex-personal attorney should be locked up for arson. On February 27, Michael Cohen completely incinerated Representative Mark Meadows (R-N.C.). Rep. Meadows, an outspoken supporter of President Trump’s policies, took a swing at Cohen’s claim that ...
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17 April
WUnderground’s Official Guide to Spring Break 2019
Stuck in St. Louis because your parents wouldn’t pay for a week-long getaway to Cabo? No worries! Neither would ours! Here are some of our favorite last minute spring break plans: 1. Your Dad’s Yacht He told you that you can use it as long as you stay off pills, ...
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17 April
Goddammit: The WP Kids Already Set Up a Hammock on New Sculpture
Oh, for fuck’s sake. The overpass sculpture hasn’t even been up that long and the Wilderness Project kids are already hammocking off it. There’s three people with pineapple t-shirts sharing their WOOFing experiences while they swing on an art piece nowhere near Mudd Field. Wait – what’s that sound? Oh, ...
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17 April
Op-Ed: My Thoughts on The Matter
Some of y’all are about to be real mad at me, but it must be said. Look, regardless of your stance on the current state of affairs, we can all agree that things are starting to get out of hand. What happened to some good old nuance? Yes, some may ...