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With the 2019 WUnger Games March Madness Tournament finally meeting an exciting conclusion, WUnderground is ready to review some of the highlights and storylines from this yearâs postseason. Although 32 student groups entered the tournament-style fight to the death, only one emerged as the victor: Beekeeping Club Takes the Title. ...
April, 2019
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24 April
Washington University Presents: WRIGHTONPALOOZA 2019
If you were excited to hear T-Pain is coming to WashU, weâve got something better for you! This April, the advent of Mark Wrightonâs departure is reeling in musical guests from around the world. Hereâs the OFFICIAL talent lineup. You wonât want to miss this!
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18 April
Totally Cucked: St Louis Now Home to Only World’s Second Biggest Arch
This is a triumphant day: the U.S.A.âs âgreatestâ city, St. Louis, is now only home to the worldâs second biggest arch. Because now those weak American jet-skiers can behold: Pyongyang, home to the worldâs most titanic arch. As all the world can plainly see in the picture above, taken by ...
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18 April
Group Loses Friend Marty Graw at Worst Possible Time
On Saturday, March 2, a group of WashU students were left frazzled after the Bud Light Grand Parade when their friend Marty Graw, junior, disappeared into the massive crowd, allegedly to buy some cold ones for the boys. âAt first I thought he was just showing people one of his ...
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17 April
Phi Delta Theta Literary Society’s Spring Break Reading List
Craving a good read this spring break? WashU’s premier literary society has you covered! Check out these killer page-turners! 1. “Miranda rights!” -Miranda Cosgrove Ever since brother Chad Bradson got locked up, this has been required reading for every member of the society. 2. Becoming by Michelle Obama Phi Delta brother ...