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Clayton, MO ā On November 6th 2018, Missouriās youngest voters stormed the polls with record-breaking numbers. Among young voters, you may have heard the claim, āThe 2018 midterm election will be the most important election of our lifetime,ā but why? Our investigative reporters went out into the community to get ...
December, 2018
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11 December
6 Trendy Swimsuits for When Global Warming Renders Clothing Obsolete
1.Ā Weāre nuts over this chic two-piece from Nu Swimwear! The bike-short bottoms flatter your thighs, while the top leaves plenty of skin exposed to the merciless, searing-hot sun that will beat down on the melted wreckage of our planet. 2. We ...
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11 December
Adam Levine Backs Out of Super Bowl Halftime Performance, Rest of Maroon 5 Will Still Perform
Earlier this week, it was reported that Rihanna had been offered the opportunity to headline this yearās Super Bowl halftime show but turned it down in support of Colin Kaepernick. We can now confirm reports that Americaās favorite sellout, Adam Levine, has followed suitā not in solidarity of Kaepernick but ...
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11 December
WUndergroundās Official Guide to Fraternity Rush
Pull up your Khakis, charge your Juul, and slip on that Patagonia vest, because you definitely donāt want to stand out and be yourself during this sausage fest! The ladies had a hellish four days of recruitment and now itās your turn to partake in the honorable and essential two ...
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11 December
WUnderground Guide to the California Gold Rush
Ah, the California Gold Rush. A chaotic time, fondly remembered by some and fervently denied by others. There was California; there was Gold; and, of course, there was Rush. The California Gold Rush encapsulates the American Dream of finding a metric shitton of gold; while naysayers will say things like ...