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May, 2018
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10 May
Area Man Displeased About Release of Personal Information
Particularly when dealing with sensitive subject matter,Ā WUnderground is committed to preserving the anonymity of the students we interview. We thereforeĀ find it necessary to publiclyĀ apologize to sophomore JasonĀ Tang, who told us he felt thatĀ Holmes Lounge was overratedĀ under the condition that we doĀ not print his name. Tang, who is double majoringĀ in Physics ...
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10 May
Avengers: Infinity War: Good, but No Fight Club
WUndergoundās Arts & Culture staff was lucky enough to receive a press pass to the highly anticipated Avengers: Infinity War. Our spoiler-free verdict: very entertaining film, but does not hold a candle to David Fincherās Fight Club. Avengers: Infinity War is the culmination of an expansive, 10-year cinematic universe, that ...
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10 May
We Don’t Have the Budget for a Title
Unfortunately, weāve run out of money to pay someone to write this article. If we did have someone to write this article, weād tell you about the latest big news going on in the United States of America. We think itās something to do with Trump and North Korea and ...
April, 2018
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3 April
Student Went Home For Spring Break Because He Wanted To, Definitely Not Because His Friends Ditched Him
Freshman Chase Carter spent spring break at his parentsā house in Greenwich, Connecticut, despite allegedly receiving āmultipleā invitations from āfriendsā to join them in exotic locales such as Cancun, Mexico, and Branson, Missouri. He claims that he wanted to relax and hang out with his friends from high school, whom ...