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After four months of avoiding eye contact on campus and at least biweekly “you up” texts, sophomore Rachel Levin and junior Richard Weissman have reached a comfort level in their relationship that may finally allow for cordial conversation during daylight hours. The duo, who met through a mutual friend during ...
May, 2017
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2 May
Google to Acquire France for $1.65 Trillion
Google announced this afternoon that it would buy France, the popular European country, for stock that it valued at $1.65 Trillion. Google beat out a number of other France suitors, including the United Kingdom, Germany, and Elon Musk. By once again successfully negotiating the deal, Google has once again proved ...
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2 May
Freshman Recognized After Taking Service Trip to Traditional Dorm
Calling it an āact of compassion,ā Vice Chancellor Holden Thorp commemorated freshman Taylor Wong for her service trip to a traditional dorm at a school-wide ceremony this past Friday. āTaylorās courageousness and bravery to visit a place that is in such need of help ought to inspire all of us,ā ...
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2 May
History of the Eco To-Go Box
August 14th 2016: Eco-To-Go box arrives to Wash U after being made in a Chinese Factory. August 29th 2016: Freshman Henry Newberg receives Eco-To-Go box from Bearās Den after receiving a free voucher from his RA. August 30th 2016: Freshman Henry Newberg vomits in the Eco-To-Go box after a rough ...
April, 2017
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10 April
After a Month of Crushing Defeats, Trump Gathers Cabinet to Beat Them at āTrump The Gameā
Itās been a rough month for President Trump. With his refugee ban blocked by federal judges and Obamacare intact after a disastrous episode in Congress, Trump has few successes and many broken campaign promises under his belt. However, Trumpās L-train seems to be in reverse after President Trump crushed his ...