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This past Friday, WGSS Professor Taylor Reed handed back graded essays to their Women and Gender Studies class. When senior Jack Freeman was handed his essay, he was shocked to see a big F at the top. Freeman, who is taking the class to fulfill his āsocial differentiationā ArtSci requirement, ...
November, 2016
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4 November
Junior Wakes up Face-First in a Ditch, Still Pretty Confident he Remembers Fall WILD
Pulling his face from the caked mud of a drainage ditch two doors down from his off-campus apartment, junior Justin Navarro told reporters that he definitely remembers making it to fall WILD this year. āOh yeah, I was totally there,ā Navarro said, picking pebbles out of his hair and tripping ...
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4 November
United States Admits Half of Existing Conspiracies True; Conspiracy Theorists Vindicated
The U.S. government released a statement on Tuesday confirming that exactly half of all existing conspiracy theories are true, surprising many and filling others with a smug sense of satisfaction. The entire nation has been discussing the comprehensive 1,543-page report confirming and denying various conjectures. Many conspiracy theorists, both amateur ...
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4 November
Campus Embroiled in Controversy After Sorority Girl Fails to Instagram Darty
With midterm season now over, students have embarced ādarty season,ā with at least 4 Saturday-afternoon bangers being held last weekend. However, a fun weekend has turned into a sour week as controversy surrounds campus about whether Junior Danielle Horowitz attended the weekend festivities after she failed to document the event ...