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In an effort to take advantage of the beautiful spring blooms across campus, WashUās PR Department is encouraging all attractive minority students to do their homework together, preferably in the vicinity of colorful flora during daylight hours. In a press release, the department called for every study group to contain ...
March, 2016
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25 March
Last Kid at Karate Still Waiting for Stepdad
Alternately gazing out at the parking lot and admiring his newly-acquired yellow belt, area eight-year-old Kevin OāBrien is the last kid from his Tiger Schulman Karate class waiting to be picked up, according to reports. āYeah, my stepdad should be on his on his way,ā reassured OāBrien. āDennis is usually ...
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22 March
Top 10 Helicopters
10. This one Tiger stripes? Sick. 9. This guy: Shit looks fast as fuck. 8. This freak of nature: Is this still even a helicopter? Couldnāt tell you, but itās certified dope. 7. This: OH FUCK THIS THING LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BUG THAT’S METAL AS HELL ...
February, 2016
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25 February
Ursas Fireside Poker night cancelled for 2016 presidential debates
In a move that has already drawn criticism from the student body, SU has decided to cancel next fallās Ursaās Fireside Poker Night in due to conflicts with the upcoming presidential debate. The event, lauded as the highlight of approximately twelve freshmenās semesters this year, is unfortunately at the mercy ...
