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Citing group president Karen Ludwig’s impending graduation, members of the Washington University Political Review executive board announced that they would not approve any of the outgoing leader’s actions in the coming months. “We believe that the WUPR staff should have a say in decisions that affect their future,” said Editor ...
March, 2016
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25 March
WUnderground’s Guide to Easter
Maybe you heard your religious studies professor mention that Easter is on March 27 this year, but what does this actually mean? Sure we’ve all heard of Passover, Yom Kippur, and Tish’a B’Av, but what the heck is an Easter? Here at WUnderground, we were just as confused as you, ...
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25 March
This Weekend’s Social Calendar
Wednesday Tonight’s move: Theta Omega presents Cultural Appropriation and Patriarchal Domination Break out your burqas and your daddy issues! Theta O is taking all you sluts down a trail of beers at their next open party! So bring your amigas and let’s get this fiesta pumpin’, unless you’re too much ...
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25 March
Student’s Orgo Homework Stolen in Armed Carjacking
Returning to his apartment on the Loop after a late night study session, junior Matt Smith was carjacked at gunpoint last Saturday night. The thief made off with Smith’s 2012 Range Rover, iPhone 6S Plus, wallet, and backpack containing his laptop and binder. The total value of stolen goods is ...
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25 March
WashU PR Encourages Attractive Minority Students To Do Homework Together
In an effort to take advantage of the beautiful spring blooms across campus, WashU’s PR Department is encouraging all attractive minority students to do their homework together, preferably in the vicinity of colorful flora during daylight hours. In a press release, the department called for every study group to contain ...