WUnderground WashU's Premier (only) Satirical Newspaper Est. 2004
January, 2016
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11 January
WUnderground’s Tips for Sorority Rush
Sorority Rush is right around the corner, so you need to follow these essential tips if you want to get a bid! 1. Start prepping for when you accept your bid — get that liver to work! An essential part of the new member process includes forced drinking, so make sure to ...
December, 2015
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1 December
WUnderground Through the Ages
We were too lazy to come up with another new article for this issue, so here’s some of our best work from the last few millennia of WUnderground. June 3rd, 1453 – Study abroad in Constantinople canceled after city sieged “Our big concern is that credits earned under the ...
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1 December
An Open Letter to Chancellor Wrighton
Dear Chancellor Wrighton, On behalf of everyone here at WUnderground, we would like to apologize. We’ve been harsh to you over the years, unfairly so, and it’s time to right our wrongs. Though WUnderground is Wash U’s premier [only] satirical newspaper, there is a line when it comes to ...
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1 December
WUnderground Reviews 12.4
Review of the Best St. Louis Ribs, by a Starving African Child Salt & Smoke: 2 out of 5 “The only advantage of Salt & Smoke it is that it’s only a 20 minute walk from the South 40. The rub was certainly unique—it was overloaded with brown ...