WUnderground WashU's Premier (only) Satirical Newspaper Est. 2004
For someone who performs more than 80 hours per week of unpaid labor for a company that can afford to give its executives seven-figure salaries, Charlie Thomas sure is proud of his office perks, according to his friends and Instagram followers. The rising senior, who is just finishing up a ...
September, 2015
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9 September
Sophomore Transfer Hopes Rigorous Academic Environment Provides Distraction from Sex
After spending his freshman year at Arizona State University having sex nearly every day with stunningly beautiful co-eds, Sophomore Blake Peterson hopes that Washington University’s rigorous academic environment provides him a much-needed distraction. According to fellow ASU students, Peterson was frequently seen spending late nights at popular bars and clubs, ...
April, 2015
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30 April
#Fightfor15 Protestors Actually Just Like Those Automated Ordering Stations at Bread Co
The #Fightfor15 movement picks up steam with each passing day, receiving at least hundreds of retweets and gaining enough traction to even be featured on the front page of StudLife. But what is this push for a 15 dollar minimum wage really about? WUnderground investigators emailed the activist that first coined the hashtag, Benjamin DeLint, to find out more. “It all ...
March, 2015
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24 March
Teens use apps to keep secrets?
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