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Over Spring Break, I was in LAX, and everything was good, I was feeling like 2009 Miley Cyrus, it was great. All of a sudden, though, I started feeling really on edge. Almost panicked. “Are you alright?” my friend asked. “You look like you actually need one of the Xanax ...
April, 2023
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9 April
Sumers Rec Center to Install New Exorcise Room
Last Thursday, campus administration unveiled plans to rehab the beloved Gary M. Sumers Recreation Center. Most notable of the $666 million project are designs to outfit the building with a new exorcise room, available to all students. “We’ve been feeling some bad juju on campus lately,” Sayta Nick-Rich Yuilles, a ...
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9 April
Crisis Averted: WashU Solves Diversity Problem With One Saliva Swab
Anyone who attends our lovely university here in St. Louis is privy to its lack of diversity. The school is almost 50 percent White according to collegefactual.com, more than the amount of Black, Asian, or Hispanic students combined. Or, in other words, the school has 28 acapella groups. The website ...
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9 April
Inspiring: WashU Student Reflects on Internship “from Hell”
Recently, WUnderground sat down with a student who just returned from a semester doing an “internship from hell.” ‘S’, who asked to remain anonymous, had a lot to say about her time in the working world. S gained experience in a high- stress environment, interfacing directly with clients. “We really ...
February, 2023
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15 February
WashU to Move Seigle Hall Three Inches to the Left
The revolution is finally upon us. Moving Forward. Transformation. Here and Next. These are all words to describe the trajectory WashU has been taking in the last few years. Seeing as the university is at the forefront of science, arts, and culture (by Midwestern standards), the administration of this great ...