WUnderground WashU's Premier (only) Satirical Newspaper Est. 2004
September, 2012
-
14 September
Freshmanās Sex Life Not Living Up to Expectations
Six weeks into his college career, Freshman Matt Blakeās sex life has failed to live up to his expectations. Despite the popular mediaās depiction of college as a time for wild parties and unrestrained sexual deviance, Blake says that his experience has been overwhelmingly disappointing. āWhere are the tits?ā a ...
-
14 September
Professional Wrestling Marred by Replacement Referees
The ongoing strike by International Wrestling Federation referees has forced the league to hire replacement officials, but some believe that the new officials are unprepared for the frantic pace of the sport. Many wrestlers have already come forward to complain about the referees. āThese scabs are terrible!ā said former World ...