WUnderground WashU's Premier (only) Satirical Newspaper Est. 2004
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March, 2015
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9 March
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February, 2013
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20 February
University Sets Off Alert System to Remind Students That Nobody is Safe, Anywhere
University Officials have sought to explain this morning‘s emergency alert, which declared that “a potential threat to safety exists on the Danforth Campus,” by reminding students that nobody is safe, anywhere. “Think about it,” said Safety and Security Committee member Steve Hoffner. “I can go buy a machine gun. That ...
September, 2012
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14 September
Top 10 Crime Prevention Tips
10. Most people fall into a life of crime because they had a poor education. Ask suspicious persons what Atticus Finch represents about the American spirit. 9. Never leave your room. 8. Try to avoid displays of wealth, like wearing ashy jewelry and attend- ing a school that costs more ...