WUnderground WashU's Premier (only) Satirical Newspaper Est. 2004
Faced by what he is calling āthe most unfortunate display of options since the NBA Finals,ā area bigot Jefferson Hezekiah admits that he is struggling to choose between presidential hopefuls Mitt Romney and Barack Obama. āThe decision was so much easier during the last election,ā Hezekiah explained. āSure, it was ...
August, 2012
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14 August
Facebook Unveils “You’re Being Creepy as Fuck” Notification System
In response to a series of complaints from parents, college students, and reformed pedophiles, Facebook announced last Thursday that it would be rolling out a new āYouāre Being Creepy as Fuckā notification system. The new feature will display a warning message to alert users when the photos they are stalking ...
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14 August
Top 10 Mistakes Freshmen Make
10. Farting in the library 9.Ā Being caught masturbating by your roommate 8.Ā Asking how strong the punch is at a party 7.Ā Believing the guy who tells you it isnāt that strong 6.Ā Asking why the frat house soda is sticky 5.Ā Taking ALL the free condoms from your hallway cause youāre ātotally gunna ...
