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10. Farting in the library
9. Being caught masturbating by your roommate
8. Asking how strong the punch is at a party
7. Believing the guy who tells you it isn’t that strong
6. Asking why the frat house soda is sticky
5. Taking ALL the free condoms from your hallway cause you’re “totally gunna need them some day”
4. Professing your intense love for the first person you hook up with
3. Not checking your elbows during a game of Bierut
2. Relying on Stud Life for news
1. Going to class and being excited to learn
